Lindsey Graham dyes his hair to look more like Trump's

By: Aldous Pennyfarthing

On: June 4, 2020

In: , DonaldTrump, LindseyGraham, Recommended, Trump

Tagged: graham, lindsey, trump

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OH MY GOD. Lindsay dyed his hair to look like Trump.

CANNOT UNSEE. pic.twitter.com/M1g7a4wEiY
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 3, 2020

Omfg.
Lindsey little Dutch Boy Graham. pic.twitter.com/SLakaoLaFe
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) June 3, 2020

Hmm, I guess Lindsey crawled so far up Trump’s ass he’s now wearing his wig. That may be his greatest accomplishment in his 25 years in Congress.

So I suppose it’s fitting that Graham premiered his new coif during the hearings to support Trump’s dumb-as-a-box-of-hair conspiracy theories.

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Is Graham just trying on a new ‘do or is this sycophancy run amok? I’ll wait to see how his spray-tan turns out before jumping to any conclusions.

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