Can you stand — or even recognize — a post that has nothing to do with either coronavirus or police brutality? (It may be tangentially related. If those other phenomena are the first and second horses of the apocalypse, at the very least this is a palomino pony.) 

Hmm, I guess Lindsey crawled so far up Trump’s ass he’s now wearing his wig. That may be his greatest accomplishment in his 25 years in Congress.

So I suppose it’s fitting that Graham premiered his new coif during the hearings to support Trump’s dumb-as-a-box-of-hair conspiracy theories.

Is Graham just trying on a new ‘do or is this sycophancy run amok? I’ll wait to see how his spray-tan turns out before jumping to any conclusions.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!