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Lindsey Graham dyes his hair to look more like Trump's

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Can you stand — or even recognize — a post that has nothing to do with either coronavirus or police brutality? (It may be tangentially related. If those other phenomena are the first and second horses of the apocalypse, at the very least this is a palomino pony.) 

Hmm, I guess Lindsey crawled so far up Trump’s ass he’s now wearing his wig. That may be his greatest accomplishment in his 25 years in Congress.

So I suppose it’s fitting that Graham premiered his new coif during the hearings to support Trump’s dumb-as-a-box-of-hair conspiracy theories.

Is Graham just trying on a new ‘do or is this sycophancy run amok? I’ll wait to see how his spray-tan turns out before jumping to any conclusions.

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