Three guesses why she’s leaving …

The deep corruption of Spiro Agnew? No. Trey Gowdy’s fey Christmas elf hair? Nuh-uh. Oh, I know. Trump! That racist shitheel hardly any Republicans dare gainsay. 

Elsa Alcala isn’t a prominent national figure, but she was a Texas judge, and her Dear Jackasses letter is a gem. Apparently, Trump’s latest racist pus-draining was a bit too much for her to stomach.



My favorite part (and there are a lot to choose from):

“To me, nothing positive about him could absolve him of his rotten core.”

Well said. And for the record, I’ve yet to discover anything positive about him.

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