Leading anti-vaxxer vows to make citizen's arrest of Louisiana governor for inoculating kids

For the past two years—and especially since we all got access to the lifesaving COVID-19 vaccines—I’ve felt like Luke Wilson’s character in Idiocracy trying to explain to relatives and acquaintances why they should irrigate their plants with water instead of sports drinks. It’s hard to get through to them, though—without an actual cranial saw, that is.

I can only imagine how Dr. Anthony Fauci feels. The guy went to medical school, became the foremost expert in his field, and researched infectious diseases for decades, and yet millions of people prefer to take their medical advice from Donald Trump, who on his healthiest day is a veritable garbage island of comorbidities. I can’t stop watching Fauci’s interviews, though, because I need to protect myself with the most up-to-date info and, more importantly, at some point he’s gonna drop an incandescent f-bomb, and I need to be tuned in when that happens.