Is huffing model airplane glue the latest ridiculous COVID-19 cure or something? Can she really be this ignorant? A sitting congresswoman? Really? Or is it simply that her fundraising haul goes up every time she demonstrates a basic misunderstanding of … erm … everything?
She is the Lauren. She speaks for the trees. And the boulders. And her conservative Q-stituents. And a hefty portion of the world’s mold and mildew, for that matter. Anything insensate, really. Lauren Boebert (R-Inanimate Matter).
So, yeah, it’s a day ending in “y” in a month that ends in cold sweats over the fragile state of our democracy in the Year of our Lord 2021, so naturally Lauren Boebert remains locked in a death struggle with Reps. Louie Gohmert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Paul Gosar to see whose brain can hatch its ravening alien larvae first.