Holy shit. This aged worse than the lost wedge of Camembert that’s more or less permanently ensconced in Donald Trump’s clammy, pendulous moob flaps.
Yeah, that was gross, I grant you. But I figured you needed to tighten up your gag reflex before you watched this:
FORMER PRESS SECRETARY KAYLEIGH MCENANY: “This president will always put America first, he will always protect American citizens, we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here, we will not see terrorism come here, and isn’t that refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama?”
You will not see terrorism come here? You mean any terrorism, or just terrorism incited by Donald Trump? Because we definitely got a bracing dose of that.
Hey, Kayleigh! Here’s a quick snapshot of Donald Trump’s mad COVID-repelling skillz:
Oh, but he did shut down travel from China that one time. Guess that took care of the problem, huh?
Maybe Donald Trump’s fourth and final Mouth of Sauron should hop on back to Fox News and explain herself. But for some reason I really doubt that’s going to happen.
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