Let’s head into the weekend on a high note, shall we?

From the redoubtable and irrepressible Katie Porter:



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SAMANTHA BEE: “Are you exhausted from appearing in every Republican’s nightmares?”

REP. KATIE PORTER: “Um, no, I think that’s a very comfortable role for me. If you’re full of bullshit, I’m coming for ya. Like, I just don’t have time. I’m a single mom, the dinner’s burning, I’m late to something, I have 4,000 emails, my hair is frizzy, I haven’t shaved my legs in a week. No. Bull. Shit.”

Weed o’clock is still hours away, but I need some time to scrape the Republican off the bottom of my shoe, so I may clock out now.

Happy Friday, all! Stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t listen to Donald Trump.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.

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