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Justin Amash scorches Don Jr., bakes his ashes into a scone, and eats it with a dollop of marmalade

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I’m not one to speak well of a Republican — particularly a Tea Party Republican — but Rep. Justin Amash at least knows how to read a report and draw some glaringly obvious conclusions.

And because he has a talent for reading comprehension that’s exceedingly rare among his brethren, Republicans have gone ape-shit over his calls to impeach Donald Trump.

Among these ape-shitters is the pr*sident’s own son, Don Jr., who demonstrated his mobster bona fides by going full Fredo on Twitter this morning:

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Amash’s reply was succinct, but it cut the demon spawn off at the knees:

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And that’s how you Twitter, boys and girls.

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