Oh, look, Donald Trump won Alaska! Three electoral votes and 663,000 square miles of yummy red land! If only land voted. Sigh.

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Look! AP called it and everything. Scoreboard, motherfuckers!

Of course, the AP has also called the election for Joe Biden, but it would be rude to point that out to her, right?

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— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 11, 2020

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— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 11, 2020

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— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) November 11, 2020

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