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Ivanka thinks it matters that her dad won Alaska. How adorable

Posted by Aldous Pennyfarthing on November 12, 2020November 16, 2020

Oh, look, Donald Trump won Alaska! Three electoral votes and 663,000 square miles of yummy red land! If only land voted. Sigh.

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BREAKING: President Trump and Senate Republicans win Alaska, overwhelmingly and by a massive 20 point spread!

Put AK in the books for @realDonaldTrump! Congratulations Senator @DanSullivan_AK!

Thank you Alaska! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/pr7Gz0S7q1— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 11, 2020

Look! AP called it and everything. Scoreboard, motherfuckers!

Of course, the AP has also called the election for Joe Biden, but it would be rude to point that out to her, right?

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Oh you saw that @AP_Politics race call? Did you miss this one? https://t.co/dxn0GkSfeD

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 11, 2020

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Trump: Since when can the media call the election?!?

Ivanka: https://t.co/kHjFXw6NRL

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 11, 2020

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Sooo…he has ticked up from 214 to 217.

There is NO hope for him.

WTF are YOU doing, Complicit Barbie?

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) November 11, 2020

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Since Alaska loves Trump so much, I suggest he go live on this bus:

It’s Wi-Fi-enabled, Donny. And there’s nightly turndown service. Honestly. Why would we lie to you, our favorite soon-to-be-exiled president?

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