Ivanka congratulates new PM of the United 'Kingston'

Like father, like daughter, I guess. Pour yourself a piping hot mug of covfefe and take a gander at this: 


Whoa, this is already the best part of an otherwise incredible day!

The Derp Dynasty just keeps on chuggin’.

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