Schaden-Friday never fails!

Needless to say, this is one of the more bizarre (and sad) things I’ve ever seen.

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NARRATOR: “President Trump created millions of jobs, saved the economy from a worldwide pandemic, and led the effort to discover a vaccine at warp speed. America rewarded President Trump with over 74 million votes. Millions more than Obama and both Clintons. More votes than any president. More votes from African Americans, Latinos, and Jewish Americans than any Republican in decades. President Trump won Ohio, Florida, and 95 percent of bellwether counties, suggesting a landslide Trump victory. But something happened. Some states rushed out mail-in ballots — a recipe for fraud. Dead people voted. Ballots miraculously appeared. Biden ballots added in the middle of the night. Joe Biden bragged about having [voice-over] ‘the most extensive, inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of …’ It’s an outrage. The American people deserve to know the truth. Demand an honest election and an honest count. Contact your legislators today.”

Where to start?

First of all, we have millions fewer jobs than we did when Donald Trump took office, so while the economy did create millions of jobs while the ocher abomination was squatting in the White House (as has happened under every president for decades), he lost them all. 

Which kind of reminds me of this  …

Also, I’d kind of like to see the context of that Biden clip (which was comically cut off mid-sentence), because I really doubt he was bragging about having a great pro-fraud operation. But that’s just me. I don’t have the preternatural courage and wisdom of a Republican member of Congress.

The rest of that ad is just detritus from Trump’s sad, sad Twitter account.

Have you ever seen such a pathetic cry for attention? Gee, he must really be worried about the Southern District of New York, huh?

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