It's Former POW Recognition Day, and suddenly Trump likes people who were captured

Needless to say, there’s a big difference between this:

“He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

And this:


Of course, the chance that Trump actually wrote that tweet is approximately 1 over infinity — or about the same as the chance that Keebler elves snuck into my bedchamber last night and replaced my bone marrow with sweet, delicious nougat.

I mean, the tweet features correctly spelled words, proper syntax, mostly appropriate capitalization, and genuine human emotion. So, yeah, it was an intern.

That said, it must really rankle our Supreme Fake-Tough-Guy-in-Chief to have to recognize POWs on POW Recognition Day. After all, in doing so he’s indirectly lauding John McCain.

Don’t worry Donnie. You’ll have a day in your honor eventually. We’ll call it Ouchy Bone Spurs Day, and we’ll let all the kids out of school for fake sore throats and embarrassing haircuts. It’ll be awesome.

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