Dear wingnuts in 24 hours you have tried everything else, so why not?
- The Tangerine Tyrant: Aliens stole my body.
- The GOP: The aliens stole our brains.
- Wingnuts: Aliens are everywhere.
- Newsmax: The aliens stole our bandwidth
- OANN: We might be aliens.
- Fox Noise: We are owned by an alien. [probably true]
It’s easy, go for it.
After all is said and done: You would be legal aliens.