It Was?

By: LaFeminista

On: January 8, 2021

In: , Aliens

Dear wingnuts in 24 hours you have tried everything else, so why not?

100% Polyester Satin: Satin pillow cover utilizes 100% polyester satin to provide resilient feel with a distinctive and lustrous appearance - High quality satin is more sturdy and durable than silk pillowcases, which need professional cares - Luxury ...

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Bedsure Satin Pillowcase for Hair and Skin, 2-Pack - Standar...

4.5 out of 5 stars

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~~$14.99~~ $8.99

The Tangerine Tyrant: Aliens stole my body.
The GOP: The aliens stole our brains.
Wingnuts: Aliens are everywhere.
Newsmax: The aliens stole our bandwidth
OANN: We might be aliens.
Fox Noise: We are owned by an alien. [probably true]

It’s easy, go for it.

After all is said and done: You would be legal aliens.