Dear wingnuts in 24 hours you have tried everything else, so why not?

  • The Tangerine Tyrant: Aliens stole my body.
  • The GOP: The aliens stole our brains.
  • Wingnuts: Aliens are everywhere. 
  • Newsmax: The aliens stole our bandwidth
  • OANN: We might be aliens.
  • Fox Noise: We are owned by an alien. [probably true]

It’s easy, go for it.

After all is said and done: You would be  legal aliens.