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It is all Biden's fault.

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US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican of Georgia, holds up a "Stop the Steal" mask while speaking with fellow first-term Republican members of Congress on the steps of the US Capitol in Washington, DC, January 4, 2021. - Donald Trump and Joe Biden head to Georgia on Monday to rally their party faithful ahead of twin runoffs that will decide who controls the US Senate, one day after the release of a bombshell recording of the outgoing president that rocked Washington.If Democratic challengers defeat the Republican incumbents in both races Tuesday, the split in the upper chamber of Congress will be 50-50, meaning incoming Vice President Kamala Harris will have the deciding vote. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)

Look, say Republican Senators.

“Biden wants respect and bipartisanship, so all we are asking for is that his nominees show us the respect we so rightly deserve.”

We therefore demand.

  • All nominees must agree with us, especially women with their own “ideas”.
  • All nominees must have been nice to us, especially uppity womenfolk.
  • Why hasn’t he nominated any white male Republicans?

Republicans are brilliant at collective amnesia and full of empathy for their own feelings.

Never has a party been so victimized!

Don’t women of colour know their place?

Us misogynist and racist? No, that’s only our base.

We have feelings too!

Have you not heard that it was pinko fascist lesbian feminists that lead the attack on the capital on the 6th of January, we demand respect!

Note:

Ted Cruz is probably an oil sucking Vampire.

Ron Johnson is a dick.

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