So as far as I can see this is how today went,
Ronan Farrow and Jane Mayer come out with a blockbuster report about Brett Kavanaugh.
Morning shows talk about it but we have to be careful. They can’t go by hearsay or something. But maybe it is important.
A third woman swears out a complaint against Kavanaugh.
Things are not looking good.
Axios
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.
New York Times
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ROSENSTEIN IS RESIGNING.
And did you see our blockbuster reports about Rosenstein based on hearsay. That’s why he’s resigning before Trump fires him. We are sooooooo cool.
Networks
We are all watching Rosenstein open his umbrella and get in to his car. Maybe he is going to the White House to resign. We don’t really know. Nobody knows anything. But we have pictures of Rosenstein opening his umbrella and getting in to his car. Pete Williams what do you know?
Pete Williams
I don’t know anything.
Networks
Let’s go back to pictures of Rosenstein closing his umbrella.
Somebody somewhere
Rosenstein hasn’t resigned.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD ROSENSTEIN IS GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO BE FIRED
There’s Rosenstein opening his umpbrella after he gets out of the car. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD
But Trump isn’t there at the White House.
What does that mean. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Plus we knew Trump wasn’t at the White House. He’s in New York heh, heh.
TRUMP IS GOING TO MEET ROSENSTEIN ON THURSDAY TO DISCUSS HIS FUTURE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
Let’s spend the rest of the day looking at Rosenstein’s wet car and talk about what almost happened. And oh my god, Thursday.
Kavanaugh? Who’s Kavanaugh?
If the president in not capable of being presdient what does that say about the people he is constantly make look like idiots.