Insurrectionist who put his feet on Pelosi's desk screams 'It's not fair!' during hearing

I know she has better things to do, but I wish Nancy Pelosi would show up at (alleged) insurrectionist Richard Barnett’s trial, prop her feet up on the chair in front of her, and giggle madly every time that silly sod complains about how unfair the world is.
To recap: This guy breaks into the Capitol with a stun gun, invades Nancy Pelosi’s office, sits in her chair, puts his feet up on her desk, steals her mail, and leaves a threatening note, but now he’s feeling mistreated.
In the past I’ve thought about inventing a machine that could shrink violins down to the quantum level. In this case, I may have to do better.