Howard Stern shreds Don Jr. with exaggerated 'praise'
Last week, shock jock Howard Stern affronted a horde of MAGA dipshits when he stated the obvious: Donald Trump couldn’t care less about them. On his Sirius XM radio show, Stern said, “The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most” and “The people who are voting for Trump for the most part … he wouldn’t even let them in a f—ing hotel. He’d be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there’s any people who look like you. I’m talking to you in the audience.”
Well, Donald Trump Jr., who would most likely be an assistant glory hole attendant at Long John Silver’s had he not been born wealthy, decided to come after Stern, which just proves how unaware and stupid he really is. Stern gets paid to insult people and has been doing it for decades, whereas Donald Trump Jr. is … dumb.
Apparently channeling his witless father, Donald Jr. tweeted this:
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Stern responded, of course, because Donald Trump Jr. is easier prey than a plodding, fatheaded elephant.
“I can’t argue with him, that kid is such a success,” Stern joked. “He is such a wit, he is such a genius. He would have made a fortune if he wasn’t under his father’s thumb. Game over. You can’t argue with a genius like that.”
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“When he shuts you down, that’s it,” Stern mocked. “What an accomplished young man.”Stern, an animals rights activist whose wife Beth Stern is the spokeswoman for the North Shore Animal League, also mocked the president’s “macho” 42-year-old son for shooting big game during trophy hunts.“You can’t argue with that kind of bravery,” Stern said. “Even the guys in Afghanistan right now are going ‘Jesus Christ, what a kid.’ ”
Someone really should tell Don Jr. that he just got burned, because it’s even money that he doesn’t understand what just happened.
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