House Dems will force Whitaker to testify in hearings on Mueller investigation

Donald Trump has been screeching and whining like a toddler in a dentist’s chair for the past two years, and so far all he’s gotten is a teeth cleaning.

Well, here come the pliers, motherfucker. Get ready to spit blood.

On CNN’s State of the Union today, Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), who will likely be the chair of the House Judiciary Committee come January, said the committee will investigate Donald Trump’s appointment of presidential toady and Lawrence Tierney impersonator Matthew Whitaker when the new Congress convenes.

The first witness? Matthew Whitaker.

From The Hill:

“The president’s dismissal of Attorney General Sessions and his appointment of Whitaker, who’s a complete political lackey, is a real threat to the integrity of that investigation,” he said of special counsel Robert Mueller‘s ongoing probe into Russian election interference.

“[The Mueller investigation] is of utmost in making sure that we adhere to the rule of law and that the administration is held accountable. And we will certainly hold hearings on that. Our very first witness after Jan. 3, we will subpoena — or we will summon and if necessary subpoena Mr. Whitaker,” Nadler added.

One topic the committee will investigate, according to Nadler: Whitaker’s naked partisanship and fealty to Lord Trump.



Whitaker previously said that the Mueller investigation has “gone too far” and suggested that a replacement for Sessions should slash funding for Mueller’s investigation in an effort to hinder it.

Nadler said Sunday on “State of the Union” that the Judiciary Committee plans to question Whitaker about each of his past comments regarding the investigation he now oversees.

Trump has already lost his wee mind, and that’s with complete control of the White House and both houses of Congress. Looks like his toilet tweet time is about to triple.

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