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Hoo-boy! Trump is still rambling on about his walk down the West Point ramp

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So naturally the ideal way to convince people you’re not sick, weak, or old is to discuss that time you feebly walked down a shallow ramp as if you’re currently having a stroke.


Here’s the text in case you can’t read the tweet:

TRUMP: Yeah. After the helicopters came over, the hats went up, the general said, Sir, Are you ready? I said, I’m ready. And he led me to a ramp that was long and steep and slippery. And I said, I got a problem because I wear, you know, the leather bottom shoes. I can show them to you if you like. Same pair. And you know what I mean, they’re slippery. I like them better than the rubber because they don’t catch. So they’re better for this. But they’re not good for ramps. I said, General, I got a problem here. That ramp is slippery …

So I’m going to go real easy. So I did. And then the last 10 feet I ran down. They always stop it just before I ran, they always stop it. So, I spent three hours between speeches and saluting people and they end up, all they talk about is ramp. … If you would have seen this ramp, it was like an ice skating rink. So I’m the only one that can happen. But the church is an interesting thing. I mean, here I spent three hours on stage, the sun pouring in and I saluted 1,106 cadets, and that’s not easy. Even the general said, That’s amazing. Other presidents would never have been able to do it. Because usually they do the first 10. They do 10 honor rolls, and then they go home. I stayed there for hours. And what do I do? I get publicity about walking down a ramp. And does he have Parkinson’s? I don’t think so.

So here’s footage of Trump’s good walk spoiled:

I have a few thoughts:

  1. Did he go for a jog after this? Because I don’t really see any “running” as such. I see some skipping perhaps, but no running.
  2. If that ramp was as slippery as an ice skating rink he’s got problems, because that would mean someone on the inside is clearly trying to kill him. But, alas, it looks like a standard, easy-to-walk ramp. Why on earth would West Point install a ramp for a POTUS that couldn’t be traversed with leather-bottom shoes?
  3. I’m not as young as I used to be, but saluting 1,106 cadets sounds like a pretty easy day at the office to me.
  4. Remember when Trump and his minions went on and on about Hillary’s lack of stamina and all the health problems she supposedly had? How does it feel when the leather death shoe is on the other foot?
  5. Delicate little snowflake says what?

I will never understand how anyone thinks Donald Trump is “tough” — unless they’re literally talking about his infield tarp of an ass hide. He is the whiniest, tiniest chirping baby bird who’s ever held public office. And, yes, there appears to be something physically wrong with him.

We’ve known for some time he’s not emotionally or mentally well. This interview “answer” is simply more proof.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

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