Donald Trump last April:
Donald Trump now, after Paul Ryan offered sharp criticism of the pr*sident in journalist Tim Alberta’s upcoming book American Carnage:
In a little more than a year, a good man with “a legacy of achievement that nobody can question” magically became a big-league loser “whose record of achievement was atrocious.”
And who decided to give the nuclear codes to a guy who can be thrown into a rage by a little mild invective and flattered into submission with shockingly obvious lies?
And why oh why can’t everyone see what a preposterous little mouse fart of a man this is?
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