Hillary tweets, 'I will do whatever I can to support our nominee'

For the record, Hillary Clinton is committing to support our 2020 candidate, whoever that may be:

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Can we put the pie down now?

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Personally, I’d rather throw a vegan pie, but whatever.

“Blue no matter who” also applies to Hillary — and I think she knows that.

Personally, I’d vote for a giant plexiglas hamster ball full of hog anuses if it meant Donald Trump would be forced to pay for his own trips to Mar-a-Lago again. But that’s just me.

Joe Biden, Bernie, Elizabeth Warren, whoever.

Let’s just get this done, shall we? Enough distractions. (As if anyone will even remember this little dustup when the caucuses and primaries start.)

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