I never watch Fox News anymore, but I do see a lot of their clips online. I know they have a comedy show now, but I can’t figure out if it’s the one hosted by Greg Gutfeld or the one where Judge Jeanine Pirro impersonates a concussed Muppet. Watching Fox in this way is sort of like tasting small pours at a Napa Valley winery instead of, say, slurping down the dodgy contents of an entire wine spittoon (which, coincidentally, is the single most fitting way to describe watching whatever it is that Jeanine Pirro does).
Of course, I am aware that Fox is trying to distract us again with the wacky exploits of their fave bête noire, Hillary Clinton, whose every move and statement gets endlessly parsed by the network’s army of bad-faith actors. In this case, they’re elevating some misleading piffle that I admittedly don’t entirely understand—though I suspect it all ends with Hillary warmly toasting Lord Satan with a sweet, insouciant baby’s blood digestif.