Hillary: 'Any other person who had engaged in those acts would have been indicted'

Hmm, that sounds pretty close to “Lock him up,” right?


Hillary Clinton said Tuesday that President Donald Trump escaped obstruction of justice charges only because of a Justice Department rule barring the indictment of a sitting president.

“I think there’s enough there that any other person who had engaged in those acts would certainly have been indicted,” Clinton said at a TIME magazine event in New York. “But because of the rule in the Justice Department that you can’t indict a sitting president, the whole matter of obstruction was very directly sent to the Congress.”

Oof! Hillary trots out her TROLLMASTER 5000 and toasts her some sad, sad circus peanut. Yeah, I think that might unbalance the spastic-colon-in-chief’s delicate humors just a smidge.

More of this, please. The right-wing spin machine has some sand in its gears now. Let’s keep it up.

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