He Who Shall Not Be Named (aka Chester Cheat-oh, aka the Abominable Showman, aka Fuckface McFuckington) now feels compelled to punish everyone, including the phalanx of toadies (aka the Republican Party) who failed to bend abjectly to his will in his final days.
President [He Who Shall Not Be Named] has talked in recent days with associates about forming a new political party, according to people familiar with the matter, an effort to exert continued influence after he leaves the White House.
Mr. T**** discussed the matter with several aides and other people close to him last week, the people said. The president said he would want to call the new party the “Patriot Party,” the people said.
Mr. T**** has feuded in recent days with several Republican leaders including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.), who on Tuesday said Mr. T**** deserved blame for provoking the deadly Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol. Polls show Mr. T**** retains strong support among rank-and-file GOP voters.
You mean, split the T**** coalition into mainstream GOPsters and cray-cray kookaburra radicals?
And now, back to your regularly scheduled puppies …
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In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.