'He can't relate in any way': Obama and Biden critique Trump in new campaign video

The Biden campaign is set to drop a new campaign video tomorrow in which Joe sits down with his former boss Barack Obama and dishes on the dipshit.

According to Axios, the two discuss “systemic racism, the coronavirus pandemic and President Trump’s handling of those issues.”

Here’s a teaser clip:

BIDEN: “Can you imagine standing up when you’re a president saying, ‘It’s not my responsibility; I take no responsibility’? I mean, literally. Literally.

OBAMA: “Those words didn’t come out of our mouths while we were in office.”

BIDEN: “I don’t understand his inability to get a sense of what people are going through. He just can’t, he can’t relate in any way.”

OBAMA: “Well, and one of the things that I have always known about you, Joe, it’s the reason why I wanted you to be my vice president and the reason why you were so effective. It all starts with being able to relate. If you can sit down with a family and see your own family in them, and the struggles that you’ve gone through or your parents went through or your kids are going through, if you can connect those struggles to somebody else’s struggles, then you’re going to work hard for them. And that’s always what’s motivated you to get into public service.”

And what motivated Trump to get into public service? Well, at first his campaign was just a cynical publicity stunt meant to extort more money from NBC for The Apprentice, but he’s grown so much since then. Now it’s all about that button he pushes to get lackeys to fetch him Diet Coke.

I don’t know about you, but every time I see Obama or hear him talk, the tension in my body eases just a bit. Granted, I’m still tighter than my great-great-grandpa Johann’s sphincter, but I’m a wee bit less tense. It’s all a matter of degree.

I can only imagine Obama will be hitting the campaign trail in a big way, and that can only help our cause.

But you can help, too.

Go to Joe’s campaign website and do what you can for the Biden campaign and, most importantly, for America.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

  • July 22, 2020