Hannity notes shooting of 13-year-old 'man' Adam Toledo

I’m not even sure what to do with this. I’m gobsmacked. Oh, he was a man, eh? I guess that means it’s okay for the cops to shoot him.

What other conclusion can you possibly take from this ribbon of rancid tripe dribbling out the malignant maw of one Sean Hannity?

From Hannity’s crappy radio show, via Media Matters:

HANNITY: We are awaiting the release this hour of Chicago Police bodycam footage that captured the fatal police shooting of a young 13-year-old man by the name of Adam Toledo. And if social media is any indication, there’s a lot of chatter today about possible unrest. I hope it doesn’t happen but with Chicago’s track record, every weekend—you know, I guess, you’d have to go with the odds, considering there are dozens and dozens of shootings and killings every weekend in Chicago—that this might not be particularly good.

I can just about guarantee Hannity’s producers are furiously Googling as we speak to find out if Toledo ever stole a bag of Sour Patch Kids or cannonballed into the public pool after the lifeguard sternly warned him not to. Because, again, then it would all be justified, right?

I can’t even anymore.

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  • April 16, 2021