Hack put in charge of Wisconsin election 'review' admits he doesn't know how elections work

When Donald Trump inevitably chokes to death while trying to swallow an entire Costco rotisserie chicken, you can pretty much guarantee he’ll still be clinging to his nonsensical claims about the 2020 election. His belief that he was robbed last November is simply impervious to facts. Meanwhile, any meager morsel of evidence that supports his febrile stolen-election fantasies, no matter how bonkers, gets stovepiped into his creaky, ramshackle husk of a brain.

This would all be super funny if Trump were languishing in a Long John Silver’s bathroom stall clinging to a bottle of spent Boone’s Farm like he should be by now. Unfortunately, a huge cohort of Republicans somehow believes the serial liar who suggested they should look into injecting disinfectant, so now we’re being threatened with a raft of grievously stupid election reviews.