GOP lawmaker allegedly punched his wife for undressing too slowly for sex
How any Republican can get even one woman’s vote is beyond me. What they do in the halls of government is bad enough, and then there’s shit like this.
According to recent media reports, Doug McLeod, a Mississippi state representative, was arrested on Saturday night for allegedly punching his wife in the face. Why did he do it? Because she undressed too slowly when he wanted to have sex with her.
Oh, and he’d been drinking. Probably a lot.
After McLeod allegedly hit his wife, she ran to another woman’s room to hide from her husband. McLeod allegedly banged on the door and threatened the other woman that he’d “kill her [expletive] dog” if she didn’t let him in.
“Are you kidding me?” he allegedly said when the cops showed up. At one point, deputies said they couldn’t understand what McLeod was saying because his speech was too slurred. They found blood in the couple’s bedroom.
McLeod was charged with misdemeanor violence and is out on $1,000 bond.
Wait, what? Did I read that right? I typed it myself and I still can’t believe it. Misdemeanor violence? For punching your wife in the face? Can she have herself declared a zygote so the dude can get a real punishment?
Of course, the Mississippi Republican Party is all over it, because punching women is wrong. You’re only supposed to do it metaphorically, man.
“If the allegations are true.” Where have I heard that one before?
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