Good Lord, what is going on with Don Jr. in this video?

Usually I provide a transcript with these videos, no matter how fucknutted the fucknuttery. But this is one you just have to watch because, seriously, I can’t begin to fathom what’s going on with Don Jr. in this clip.

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Yeah, that’s just what we need. A stupefied weirdo summoning a shambolic army of conspiracy-loving “poll watchers.”

This is a guy who’s accused Joe Biden of using drugs to get through speeches and debates. This guy. The guy who looks like he’s auditioning for an after-school special about the life-altering effects of bath salts abuse.

And why is he reading it like it’s a hostage video or a quotidian announcement from the Borg Queen?

Seriously, it looks like they shot this three seconds after sandblasting the crusty night gunk out of his face.

I think one of those gyros places on State Street in Madison still has a photo of me taped to their cash register looking like this — with a warning not to serve me.

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— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) September 26, 2020

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— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 25, 2020

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I’ve never tried coke, and I probably never will, but if I do wake up some morning with a hankerin’, I know now that my first call will be to the Republican National Committee.

Now, I’m not saying Don Jr. is stoned in this video, because accusing someone of taking drugs when you have no proof is really irresponsible (right, Don Jr.?), but he sure doesn’t look good. Maybe it’s COVID. 

I don’t know — something is going on.

Many people are saying that.

Many, many people.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!