FOX blares fair and balanced message about rat-infested leftist cities

Fox News at its most subtle, folks:

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I assume they’re talking about literal rats, but considering the history of extreme right-wing propaganda, I’m not sure what to think.

And are they really going to promote this story while completely ignoring the meth gators in Tennessee? Really? Is that really fair and balanced?

Thanks for destroying the minds of an entire generation, Fox. And they were worried about MTV. Nothing rots your mind quite like Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity. 

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