Former Trump aide says Donald's 'terrified' of upcoming NYT reporter's book

While I can only assume Donald Trump is terrified of any book that hasn’t been hollowed out and stuffed with lunchmeats, he’s apparently really nervous about New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman’s upcoming tell-all-that-maybe-should-have-been-told-years-ago magnum opus.

Already we’ve learned that Trump used to flush documents down the toilet like a 4-year-old trying to hide his poopy Underoos, and according to Trump’s ex-communications director Alyssa Farah, more nutty morsels are likely in store.

  • February 12, 2022
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