Okay, this photo is creepy AF.


That doesn’t look like a man in humble contemplation of his blessings so much as a high priest fixing to cut out an enemy’s heart with an obsidian knife and swallow it before it stops beating.

Are they praying for the pr*sident’s protection or summoning his demon avatar?

“Oh, Lord, please smite Donald Trump’s enemies. Cleave their tongues to the roofs of their mouths; turn their crops to dust and their oxen to somewhat thinner oxen. Plunder their stores of grain, and make a creepy vestigial twin appear on the back of Adam Schiff’s head who does nothing but sing the Armour Hot Dog jingle all night. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.”

Evangelicals, behold your false prophet. 

Enjoy being on the wrong side of history. Again.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.