Either by Tweet or Executive Order [it is hard to tell sometimes] teh Orange One released the following

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:

You are all meanies, LIARS, ThIeVes, in what worl cud I lose to SHEepy Joes?!!?

I ThereFORE DEclare that I iz GRanD PooBAH for lifes!!

I Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LaW and Dis Order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed

Emp Roar [squiggle squiggle] TwaTTer id Bloking My helliTronoc Sig NATURE !!!!

Believe it or not [found after wandering around in the cesspit]  quite a few wingnuts have been proposing something similar.