Ex-doorman releases catch-and-kill contract — alleges Trump affair and illegitimate child

There’s been an avalanche of bad news for Donald Trump over the past few days, but you know what would really be funny?

This …

From CNN:

A former Trump World Tower doorman who says he has knowledge of an alleged affair President Donald Trump had with an ex-housekeeper, which resulted in a child, is now able to talk about a contract he entered with American Media Inc. that had prohibited him from discussing the matter with anyone, according to his attorney.

On Friday, Marc Held — the attorney for Dino Sajudin, the former doorman — said his client had been released from his contract with AMI, the parent company of the National Enquirer, “recently” after back-and-forth discussions with AMI.
CNN has exclusively obtained a copy of the “source agreement” between Sajudin and AMI, which is owned by David Pecker.
The contract appears to have been signed on Nov. 15, 2015, and states that AMI has exclusive rights to Sajudin's story but does not mention the details of the story itself beyond saying, “Source shall provide AMI with information regarding Donald Trump's illegitimate child…”


This is like 68 Christmases, a four-pack of Chimay Blue, and a brand-new, family-size bag of Funyuns all rolled into one.

The chickens are coming home to roost, and they’ve built a permanent nest in Donald Trump’s goofy hair weave.



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