What do you do when you’re the head of a crime family and all your kids are Fredos? You fail. A lot.
Case in point: Eric Trump
Of course, we all know Eric has the cognitive ability of a below-average glue-huffing Sea-Monkey, but that doesn’t mean it still isn’t hilarious when he screws up.
This morning, Eric tweeted — and then quickly deleted — this:
Well, Minnesota DID get out and vote … last week … and they opted to defenestrate his father’s ocher arsehole.
Naturally, Twitter was only too happy to point out Eric’s gaudy gormlessness.
— drew olanoff (@yoda) November 10, 2020
— trevor shelley de brauw (@trevordebrauw) November 10, 2020
— Matthew Smith (@MattSmithKIRO7) November 10, 2020
Donald Trump has often bragged (falsely, of course) about hiring only the best people. At the same time, he apparently sires the worst. In fact, he’s like a gravity well of incompetence, as anyone who moves beyond the event horizon of his inner circle has to be super-dumbfuckish, or a relative, or both to survive for very long.
It’s the Trump way. And it won’t change. Luckily, they have to go back to merely fucking up their business now. And I certainly won’t object to that.
This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!
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