Last updated on September 1, 2020
I can’t imagine anything that would actually be more valuable if Donald Trump signed it. Not a photo, not a baseball, not Stormy Daniels’ boob.
Well, his resignation. That I’d buy for $10,000.
I mean, this one is worth $47. Though I suspect it might be a fake. Still, you can never be sure, can you?
I checked eBay. Not one Trump autograph was on sale for $10K. If I found one I might have to sign my toolshed wall in blood spatter. If I had a toolshed, which I don’t.
But I’m sure I can find a really shitty one for $10,000 on eBay.
This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!
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