Yeah, I’m fairly confident this is the goofiest shit you’re going to see and read today. (Second tweet)
REPORTER: What is your position on global warming? Do you think it’s a hoax?
TRUMP: No, not at all. Nothing’s a hoax. Nothing’s a hoax about that. It’s a very serious subject. I want clean air. I want clean water. I want the cleanest air, I want the cleanest water. The environment is very important to me. Somebody wrote a book that I’m an environmentalist. It actually called, the environmentalist [sic]. Actually, before I did this. But they wrote a book. I’d like to get it. I have it in the other office. I’ll bring it to my next news conference perhaps. I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to see it. I’m sure you’ll report all about it. No, I’m a big believer in that word. The environment. I’m a big believer.
Let’s put aside for a moment that he appears to contradict himself in the span of two seconds (“I’d like to get it. I have it in the other office.” Uh, you mean you already have it? Or … what are you saying?) And that he says he’s a big believer in the word “environment,” if not the environment itself. And that for someone who — now, anyway — claims to believe climate change isn’t a hoax, he sure doesn’t seem to want to do anything about it.
Put all that aside.