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Donald Trump Jr. rushes to the defense of Karen cop who didn't get her McDonald's promptly enough

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Veruca Salt: I don't care how, I want it now

With everything that’s going on right now, somehow this is the bee under Donald Trump Jr.’s bonnet. 

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Slightly inconvenienced McDonald’s customers of the world UNITE!

Never mind police brutality and extrajudicial executions. Never mind the deadly coronavirus.

The problem with America today is a cop not getting her Egg McMuffin in a timely manner. 

This isn’t even a so-called First World problem. It’s a woman who had to wait a few extra minutes to eat.

Was Don Jr. reminded of the time he wanted to murder a large, majestic animal immediately but for some reason had to wait for some stupid permits?

Veruca Salt: I don't care how, I want it now

Anyway, I don’t really know what’s happening in your life these days — you may be part of an oppressed, marginalized group; you may have a loved one sick with COVID; you might be indefinitely laid off. But you can at least console yourself knowing you didn’t have to wait in a drive-through when you thought your food would be ready for you when you drove up.

Or maybe you did. If so, condolences. Just know that you have a friend in the child of the most powerful dotard on the planet.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

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