Donald Trump is concerned about homelessness — but not the homeless, apparently

Donald Trump is worried about the homeless! No, really. He is!

Oh, wait.

NBC News:

The homeless are living in “our best highways, our best streets, our best entrances to building[s],” Trump told reporters traveling aboard Air Force One with him to a string of fundraisers in California. “People in those buildings pay tremendous taxes where they went to those locations because of the prestige.”

Trump went on to say he has been talking to “foreign people, foreign tenants” in California who want to leave the country because of the homeless problem. Trump has been increasingly raising concern about homelessness, and said the White House would be taking some sort of action soon.

They’re ruining all the best real estate! National emergency!

It’s not like they’re real human beings with serious problems or anything. The issue is that our homeless citizens are an eyesore — especially to the very rich foreigners Donald Trump depends on for money laundering prestige.

People, he’s getting worse. This shit was always in his head, but it’s leaking out more and more now.

“In many cases they came from other countries and they moved to Los Angeles or they moved to San Francisco because of the prestige of the city, and all of a sudden they have tents,” Trump said. “Hundreds and hundreds of tents and people living at the entrance to their office building. And they want to leave. And the people of San Francisco are fed up, and the people of Los Angeles are fed up. And we’re looking at it, and we’ll be doing something about it.”

Jesus Christ, what a waste of summer squash rind this guy is.

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