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Donald Trump can never, ever, ever ridicule another human being's appearance ever again

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Holy shit. He looks like Hannibal Lecter in the ambulance after he ripped that guard’s face off and put it on his own head.



— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) February 8, 2020


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This is our president, ladies and gentlemen. Our shambolic, slovenly, disheveled, ocher, adobe-hut-headed, cotton candy-haired, urp-inducing commander-in-queef.

Good God, man. You look like you’ve been bobbing for KFC. Jet fuel and nightmare fuel joined forces to give his face a righteous, well-deserved scalding. Say hi to Freddy Krueger when you see him at the convention.

And to think his soul is even uglier.

I. Can’t. Even.

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