Dear future Trump rally attendees, please save gas, stay home and read Trump's sad, aggrieved letter

Assuming you’re not a cult follower, and that you as a Trumper want to learn something, today’s six page letter covers all the themes in a typical Trump rally speech for the next few weeks. It’s so much better than driving hours and standing in line, although you might actually want the humiliation of the Daily Show. But maybe you like Trump’s repeated lies.