First Moscow Mitch hints that he’ll skip the Republican National Convention, and now this?
Looks like Sen. David Perdue is fast becoming Sen. David Perdon’t.
Wow, Trump’s support is sagging more precipitously than his moobs.
Also, sorry for that horrible joke at the top, and sorry for using “moobs.” I had to write and dash. My Tater Tots are getting cold. And I have more THC in me than Willie Nelson’s tour bus.
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