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First Moscow Mitch hints that he’ll skip the Republican National Convention, and now this?

Looks like Sen. David Perdue is fast becoming Sen. David Perdon’t.

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Wow, Trump’s support is sagging more precipitously than his moobs.

Also, sorry for that horrible joke at the top, and sorry for using “moobs.” I had to write and dash. My Tater Tots are getting cold. And I have more THC in me than Willie Nelson’s tour bus.

Cheers

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