This may very well be the swiftest, most efficient garroting in the history of Twitter:

And what was Trump’s response to Pelosi's shock maneuver yesterday? Basically, he knocked the chessboard over and started bawling.

Sorry, Dave. Nancy Pelosi is playing chess. Trump has the cellophane from the Candyland box wrapped around his head somehow and is starting to turn blue.

Try a new analogy.

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