WestVirginia

If I got a nightly DMT sponge bath from a celestial choir of self-transforming machine elves, things could not get much weirder than they are now. Everyone with a gossamer thread of a brain remaining in their skulls knows Joe Biden is president-elect. But numerous congressional Republicans (i.e., almost all of them)...

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  • December 9, 2020

Someone wet-vac the McNugget sauce off Donald Trump’s adipose-cascading carcass and wake him up. GE has a message for him: Coal is over. You can stop lying about it now. The guy who once (in)famously said, “We've ended the war on beautiful, clean coal, and it's just been announced that a second,...

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  • September 21, 2020

Michigan’s Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson tweeted a response to Trump’s claim that mailing out absentee ballot applications  to all voters is illegal, pointing out that a number of Republican states are doing the same thing for the primaries. Trump has threatened to withhold federal election funding from Michigan and...

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  • May 20, 2020

Susan Collins is the only person in the world who believes Brett Kavanaugh won’t seek to overturn Roe v. Wade. She is either the most disingenuous person alive, or the biggest f’ing moron on the planet. Kavanaugh even wrote, in 2003, that “I am not sure that all legal scholars refer to...

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  • October 9, 2018

Okay, okay. Beauty pageants are misogynistic, retrograde shit lagoons of dickish antediluvian ethics and wanton dumbfuckery, but every once in a while a little wisdom slips through. That happened on Friday, when Miss West Virginia, of all people, called out Donald Trump during an interview competition. From The Washington Post: When asked on...

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  • September 9, 2018