Lt. Col. Vindman announces he's retiring in wake of 'retaliation' and 'bullying'
This is what happens to patriots in Donald J. Trump’s America. They’re browbeaten into surrender. The Washington Post: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, who served as...
Reporter finally asks Trump the question we've been wondering about for years
Like clockwork, Donald Trump has determined that John Bolton is a wacko. That’s what happens when you challenge Kaiser Cray-Cray. You get a dose of...
Trump slams George W. Bush for pleading for national unity now instead of during impeachment
George W. Bush — who, for the record, was the presidential equivalent of getting gored to death in the asshole by a Eurasian moose —...
Surprise! Sen. Murkowski not sure Trump has learned his lesson
Let’s see, Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski voted to block witnesses in Donald Trump’s impeachment trial and also voted to acquit our ocher overlord. And now...
Army won't investigate Vindman, despite Trump's urging
Guess we haven’t gone full banana republic just yet. Or else the banana is still green. But you know how little time it takes for...
Marie Yovanovitch gets big standing ovation at awards presentation
As our liberal democracy decays into tyranny faster than Lindsey Graham responds to the coo of Trump’s velvety, dying-hyena voice, it’s nice to see that...
Nancy Pelosi: 'I shredded his state of his mind address'
Nancy Pelosi is bringing some righteous fire, yo! Based on these comments, I can only assume Madam Speaker is trying to get Trump to take...
The stark injustice of Trump's 'acquittal,' in one map
This pretty much says it all: xAs the Senate vote takes place, let's remember the same amount of people live in Los Angeles as these...
Bill Clinton post-impeachment: 'I'm profoundly sorry'; Trump today: 'Let's go golfing!'
Oh, what a difference 21 years and a million Fox News lies make. Here was President Bill Clinton following his acquittal on charges of fibbing...
Trump's top media toady suffers spectacular self-own
Ready to laugh? No, really. Prepare yourself. This is good. From a New York Times article on conservatives’ sudden distaste for John Bolton, whose revelations...
Former Chief of Staff John Kelly believes Bolton, wants witnesses
John Kelly had an up-close-and-personal look at Donald Trump’s stupidity and dishonesty for nearly two years — first as the secretary of homeland security and...
NYT: Bolton book says Trump tied Ukraine aid to Biden investigations
Whoa, wow. Well, thanks for testifying, John. The New York Times: President Trump told his national security adviser in August that he wanted to continue...
Trump team warns GOP senators, 'Vote against the president and your head will be on a pike'
Mobster doing mobster shit: xIn opening statements, House managers examined the debunked conspiracy theories invoked by Pres. Trump. A @POTUS confidant tells CBS News that...
New poll reveals 57 percent of likely voters want Trump removed
MSN: As the Senate begins its second day of the trial of President Donald Trump, a Microsoft News poll finds that 57 percent of likely...
Trump says he'd love to show up at trial and 'stare in their corrupt faces'; so why doesn't he?
Today at a press conference following the 2020 Davos Global Economic Summit, Donald Trump claimed that he’d love to show up at his impeachment trial and...
Fox News at its most fair and balanced
Remember the days of consensus reality, before everyone right of Mitt Romney’s dog simultaneously took the brown acid, hurtled headlong through an Einstein-Rosen bridge, and found...
Pelosi on Trump's 'Nervous Nancy' dis: 'Pfft. He's nervous. He's always projecting'
It’s no secret that Donald Trump is a master projector. The media are “liars” and “fake.” Bernie Sanders is “crazy.” Hillary was “crooked.” He makes...
John Bolton says he's willing to testify in Senate impeachment trial
Straight from the horse’s mustache: During the present impeachment controversy, I have tried to meet my obligations both as a citizen and as former National...
Ilhan Omar sets Trump straight on the true meaning of impeachment
Donald Trump seems to think a healthy U.S. economy should make him immune from impeachment. That’s a little like saying a thief should be let...
Tucker Carlson simply can't imagine doing this thing that Fox News does every day
I imagine after Tucker Carlson sticks his head up his own asshole, he immediately seeks out another asshole in which to wedge said head in...
Romney campaign adviser: Republicans now intent on extinguishing the very concept of truth
When the history obscene bathroom-stall doodles of this presidency are finally written, they will note that Donald Trump was an impeached president. And you’ll be...
MAGA radio host compares Trump's kookaburra impeachment letter to Gettysburg Address
I’m sure you read Trump’s bonkers letter to Nancy Pelosi yesterday. It was like a bad literary acid trip. Halfway through I felt like plucking my eyeballs...
Surprise! Trump supporters have not read the transcript
I’d prefer a more scientific survey, but that wouldn’t be nearly as funny, would it? Also, I pretty much already knew that Trump supporters haven’t...
A Look at Impeachment Before The Public Hearings
Since the beginning of the year, Trendency has been tracking the views and opinions registered voters hold when it comes to the impeachment of President...
Rudy tells Trump 'I got more than you can imagine' in Ukraine
Inspector Clouseau is back from his farce-finding trip to Ukraine, and he tells Donald Trump that he found more than Trump “can imagine.” I don’t...
New York Times aids GOP's cynical 'partisan witch hunt' narrative on impeachment
It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that Republicans have had less than nothing (or nothing real, anyway) to fall back on in their defense...
New GOP argument against impeachment: It will ruin Christmas
You may remember Matt Whitaker as the bald dude who was Trump’s acting attorney general for a couple of months for some reason. No one really...
Adam Schiff: 'The president doesn’t give a sh*t about what’s good for our country'
This has been clear for some time. In the hierarchy of things Donald Trump cares about, No. 1 is Donald Trump. Way, way down the...
David Dennison reminds us about disinformation as Rudy Colludy manufactures some
Greg Sargent has an excellent piece on disinformation in WaPo, reminding us how the GOP continues to traffic in disinformation as the Senate impeachment trial...
Constitutional law expert: 'If what we’re talking about is not impeachable, then nothing is'
Constitutional law expert Michael Gerhardt, a professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, was blunt in his assessment of the current impeachment...
Tucker Carlson says he's rooting for Russia against Ukraine
When did the GOP become a pro-Russia cult? Seriously, when? These people are so mesmerized by Donald Trump’s surpassing charms they can’t resist upending decades...
The GOP is now the party of Russian disinformation; Sen. John Kennedy is the latest dupe
During the impeachment hearings last week, I kind of wanted Fiona Hill to float down from the ceiling after the lunch break like Mary Poppins and...
Jim Jordan's 'hometown' paper puts him in a sleeper hold
The Cleveland Plain Dealer recently bemoaned the encroachment of Gym Jordan’s jock sweat on the city of Cleveland. His presence there was the result of a...
Trump 'knows' it's impossible to overhear phone conversations, because he has 'great' hearing
He’s a 73-year-old man who sounds like a pair of mating Yukon moose being sucked into a jet engine, but he has great hearing everyone. Everyone...
Gordon Sondland's instant metamorphosis into a coffee boy
Donald Trump, his voice modulated to drown out the helicopter rotors and the shrieking shame goblins in his head, made a statement this morning on...
CNN: GOP lawmakers were 'shaken' by David Holmes' testimony
It’s getting harder and harder for GOPsters to defend the ocher abomination, and the latest round of testimony is a case in point. According to...
Trump is reportedly turning on Pompeo now
Enemies. Enemies everywhere! Keep your head on a swivel, Donny. Are you sure that’s really Ivanka? It could be Adam Schiff in a blond wig...
Moscow Mitch flatly contradicts one of Trump's lies
What do you say? Should we keep calling Mitch McConnell “Moscow Mitch” until a) the heat death of the universe, b) he’s out of office,...
Trump on Obama: 'They could impeach him' … 'they could've killed him'
My lord. Donald Trump would have made Sigmund Freud shart his brains down his breeches. Yes, this was a … slip, of the Freudian variety....
Mulvaney admits to quid pro quo, says 'get over it'
Okay, the goalposts are now somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. In a press conference today, chief White House toady Mick Mulvaney basically admitted there was a...
Paranoid Trump is convinced John Bolton shivved him over Ukraine
And, you know, he’s probably right. I mean, John Bolton is what you’d get if the demon from Child’s Play had possessed Orville Redenbacher instead. That...
Trump angrily tweets, 'Impeach the Pres.' Sure, if you say so
This dunce. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184129825231069184? And here’s the screen grab just in case he takes this down while I’m meditating, working on a unified field theory, or getting...
Rep. Tlaib: There've been 'serious discussions' about jailing Trump allies who ignore subpoenas
So the White House is still refusing to cooperate with the ongoing impeachment inquiry, and the pr*sident has so far been even less interested in acknowledging...
Trump occasionally hands phone to Ivanka during calls with foreign leaders, throws notes in burn bag
So the AP just published a rundown of Donald Trump’s infamous call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a few morsels of deeply weird Trumpfuckery stood out...
Rudy, meet bus
Okay, so Rudy Giuliani’s life is finally collapsing faster than his shrunken apple head, and suddenly Donald John Trump isn’t so sure about him. Rudy...
Look at all these photos with those two alleged criminals Trump doesn't even know
So two associates of Rudy Giuliani, Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas, were arrested at Dulles International Airport last night on campaign finance charges. True to form,...
Trump wants Mitt Romney 'impeached'; uh, who's going to tell him?
I always wondered why Donald Trump wanted to go into politics — a field he has no aptitude for nor knowledge of. Consider this tweet:...
NYT: Second Ukraine-related whistleblower may soon come forward
And this one may have more info than the first. Two sources have told The New York Times that a second Ukraine-scandal whistleblower is “weighing...
Reporter asks Trump the obvious question about his campaign to root out 'corruption'
So Donald Trump is trying to pretend he hates corruption so, so much he’s doing everything he can to quash it everywhere it rears its ugly...
Rudy planning a 'jaw suit' against 'The Swamp'
Is Rudy Giuliani slowly turning into Gollum and it’s just so gradual we won’t notice until it’s too late? I mean, WT-ever-living-F is this? https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/1179234987624800256?...
