TheApprentice

The New York Court of Appeals ruled on Tuesday that former The Apprentice contestant Summer Zervos can proceed with her defamation lawsuit against our pustulant ex-POTUS. It’s not a comeuppance yet, but sometimes justice comes in dribs and drabs—like makeup slowly cascading off an ex-pr*sident’s blotchy horror-show of a face, transforming...

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  • March 30, 2021

This is a guy whose entire persona was based on the lame catchphrase “You’re fired!” And here he was earlier today: “I’m a student of history. I see what you get when you fire people and it is not good. But there would have been nothing wrong with firing him....

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  • April 27, 2019

You can take the reality show host out of the reality show, but you can’t take the reality show out of his putrescent dung hill of a brain. We’ve long since figured out that Donald Trump isn’t fixated on the minutiae of policy or, I don’t know, doing his job...

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  • January 21, 2019

Whatever else you want to say about Omarosa Manigault-Newman (and there are a lot of negative things to say, including that she once thought Donald Trump was more human than swamp ogre), she’s been playing the media and the Trump administration like a fiddle over the past few days — whereas Trump and...

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  • August 15, 2018