all we need is a raccoon as a flag officer at Space Force
Darn Cyborgs and that genetic engineering, because branding and a cartoon POTUS*. xBREAKING: Vice President Mike Pence announces that uniformed members of the U.S. Space...
“I put this guy in office. He’s there because of me,” Trump whines 1 hour and 40 minutes on fraud
The grievances continue as Trump imagines offences that only reinforce how much he was thought of as a danger to democracy. “We will find that...
Commander in Chief: “I call it the super duper missile.” branding Space Force … pew, pew
Pew pew pew and the operation warp speed…. xPresident Trump compared the accelerated effort to develop a coronavirus vaccine by January 2021 to the Manhattan...
George Takei weighs in on new Star Trek-esque Space Force logo
You probably heard that Evil Fat Kirk from the “Mirror, Mirror” universe unveiled the new Space Force logo today, and you’ve likely noticed that it looks...
Trump: U.S. is 'now NUMBER ONE in the Universe, by FAR!!'
And yet we still haven’t mastered appropriate capitalization and economy of punctuation. xHeading to Davos, Switzerland, to meet with World and Business Leaders and bring...
Rand Paul worries about making planet habitable — but not our planet, of course
Rand Paul isn’t too concerned about climate change on Planet Earth, but to his credit he does think we need to start creating livable ecosystems elsewhere....
Space Force and its Starship Troopers – $2 billion for what
Because global hegemony needed a branding campaign in time for the debut of the latest Star Wars film. And the border wall got some direct...
Are we winning yet? U.S. posts largest budget deficit on record, thanks to Trump
In 2016, Trump said he would eliminate our national debt. How’s that going? The U.S. posted its biggest monthly budget deficit on record (in February), amid a...
