Who knew? Ukraine-gate is actually a Rick Perry crime spree!
Stop me before I dance again. Rick is no stranger to jail time, among other stupid things. Perry was in contact with Ukrainians during period of the infamous call because … Read More
Category: Snark
Individual-1 insults someone on his jury
There was Trumpian rage-tweeting at Senator Mitt Romney on the way to the golf course today. x Somebody please wake up Mitt Romney and tell him that my conversation with … Read More
Trump tweeted a quote by a possibly imaginary follower
Trump's flyover man appears to be imaginary supporter Sir Richard “Dick” Ketay. In the spirit of David Dennison and John Barron-Miller, Richard Ketay may be a figment of his embattled … Read More
Arms4Dirt: “I think it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign”
Squid pro quo. The fiduciary value of political oppo-dirt in this case was $250+ million. Crazy. In the Sept. 9 exchange, obtained by ABC News, the concerns are expressed by … Read More
as if David Brooks couldn't get worse
David Brooks latest experiment in detoxified masculinity is called: Why Trump Voters Stick With Him: An imagined conversation with Flyover Man. Unfortunately, like most of his columns, the vague generalizations of non-coastal … Read More
#KremlinAnnex week 64 Thursday protest
x 3 times a week on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday from 7:30-9pm. Hope to see you there! Bring your whistle… — Kremlin Annex (@KremlinAnnex) October 3, 2019 x Putin’s goals … Read More
Trump's stock market lies prevent it from growing because it's Moloch's fault
If you believe that Individual-1 has altruistically helped the US stock market since inauguration, you might believe we Democrats worship Moloch, just like we treat the free market like Baal or so many … Read More
“Does Donald Trump believe his own Cr*p”?
Remember that Finland is also under threat by Russia, but that may be giving too much credit to Trump, ranting during a presser with Finland’s President, who told Individual-1: “…you have here a … Read More
Bracing for Dorian and other nightmares
There are many models for Hurricane Dorian. From all the models, it appears this storm will hit just below Jacksonville, when it comes to Florida. It is a big Hurricane … Read More
Little White Lies, Go Boom!
When my children were small, I would tell them, “if you lie to me not only are you violating our trust, but you are assuming, I am stupid.” Like most … Read More
Trump IS The Antichrist
So I’m reading American Apocalypse: A History of Modern Evangelism by Matthew Sutton as part of some research I’m in the middle of, and this passage jumps out at me: … Read More
When will people learn to stop taunting AOC on Twitter? Another 'giant' falls
Piers Morgan thought he could best Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, which is a little like a chewed legume challenging Usain Bolt to a footrace. Needless to say, it didn’t go … Read More
Ivanka Saves Yalta Summit!
Historians were dumbfounded when newly uncovered evidence proved that the Yalta summit which defined post-World War II Europe was on the verge of failing when Ivanka Trump, who had dodged … Read More
Human Traffic Arrests.. One, undocumented. The rest I guess were considered fine upstanding citizens
Another lie to build a wall that won’t work. This came from my county and neighboring counties in Florida. A two-year long investigation into a Human Trafficking case originating in … Read More
Kim Davis may be forced to pay $225,000 for denying marriage licenses to gay couples
Schaden-fantastic! From the Lexington Herald-Leader: Citing “conduct that violates civil rights,” lawyers for Gov. Matt Bevin say former Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis should be held responsible for nearly $225,000 in … Read More
The Daily Bucket–The Lotuses' Water Treatment Plant.
A month ago I transplanted five aged sprouting lotus seeds into a small aquarium filled with clay dirt. The five sprouts have become a dozen or more, and strive to … Read More
The Daily Bucket–The Mystery of the Buddha Peace Lotuses
Thousands of years ago, magic was afoot. Gods and goddess walked the earth in human form. Everywhere Buddha walked 2500 years ago, lotuses sprouted in his footsteps. Period art depicts … Read More
Worried About Mueller, Don Jr. Flees to Canada….for Hunting.
The Hill “There might be a winter chill in the air, but President Trump and his family are sweating like it’s Phoenix in July. The White House, perpetually beset by … Read More
GOP source: Trump skipped World War I ceremony because of … his hair
The White House has offered conflicting explanations for why Donald Trump canceled a planned visit to honor America’s fallen World War I soldiers over the weekend. Either the Secret Service … Read More
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x Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un prefers to remain “good friends” with Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/RMAGtB3lHo — DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) September 30, 2018 That’s gotta hurt. x x YouTube Video
Jeff Flake gets dosed and winds up pulling the train for Trump and the Republicans
Jeff Flake (JF): This party is getting out of hand. Lindsey Graham (LG): Oh it gets that way sometimes Jeff. You know that. Those unethical democrats get overwrought and all … Read More
Josh Marshall May Have Found Out Who Kavanaugh's Partner in Sexual Assault Was… (snark)
Ruh-Roh. Looks like Chuck Grassley’s gonna need another letter. x Huh, maybe we should ask Neil what happened? Turns out Gorsuch (‘85) went to the same DC prep school as … Read More
Report – “Mad Dog” Mattis -“I’d kick Trump’s ass in 2020, and I just might have to!”
Honestly don’t know what to think about this report, the source, Beltway Breakfast, doesn’t seem to be into snark, but it’s reporting is not being seconded by anyone else in the … Read More
Breaking: Why the democrat party will lose!!! According to very objective media!
Republicans will win this. For sure. Democrat politicians in trouble. The Mitch McConnell. He’s a sly one that Mitch. Did you see him speak? Democrats better do what he says, … Read More
Vergangenheitsbewältigung in America
This year represents the 25th anniversary of one of the great enduring memes of modern American culture and politics. In his thundering speech at the 1992 Republican National Convention, former … Read More
Don't forget to ask: Where will Congress get its health insurance if Graham-Cassidy bill is passed?
While there is still time, I hope an enterprising reporter (or, God forbid, a Democratic leader) will ask Republicans where Congress will get its health insurance if Graham-Cassidy passes, and … Read More
Things you don't have to worry about paying for and things you do have to worry about paying for
So I think we need to make clear the things where you have to know exactly how to pay for something and things where — hey, we’ll find the money — Chill … Read More
Replay: Hillary-hatred, distrust-the-bxtch parody “She Left Me For Dead” taken seriously at DKOS
Hating Hillary can get weird. Way weird. It's rooted in hate-the-bxtch whining. A concentrated analog of Limbaugh's blame-the-Libruls whining schtick. Far as I can tell, this is not because of … Read More
And you think the Hillary email zingers are bad ? “She Left Me For Dead !!”
Might as well get this out of the way. The way Republicans hate Hillary is pretty close to the way they hate women generally. The way they hate taxes. The … Read More
McCain Acres
Not only are presidential elections inherently interesting, but they also make the general public aware of sure-fire investment strategies. The latest to present itself in this election cycle is McCain … Read More
