For some reason I don’t have complete faith in this vote audit they’re performing in Arizona. For one thing, hardly anyone heard of Cyber Ninjas, the company that’s performing the audit, before this farce commenced. For […]
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NYT: Trump wanted a moat along border wall 'stocked with snakes or alligators'
So in case you were wondering if Donald Trump could come up with something dumber than killing hurricanes with nuclear weapons … well, you have your answer. Enjoy this bonkers shit from The New York Times: […]
This is What He Tweets This Evening? Talk About Nuts.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178821592421404678? Omg, this is just demented. — Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) October 1, 2019 What in the wild world of fuck is this dumb shit? — Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 1, 2019 https://twitter.com/Thorspaintrain/status/1178827572185976832? Apparently, White House […]
Trump insists he knows more about hurricanes than the National Weather Service
Oh, those pencil-necked eggheads who study things and use science and shit instead of their gut instincts. Now they think they know more about weather and where Alabama is than the president. Yesterday, Trump (being […]
GAO: Ben Carson broke the law with extravagant furniture purchases
Unfortunately for Ben Carson, creeping brain death is not a legal defense. Just because you could push him out onto a Walking Dead set with a leg o’ lamb and no formal zombie training and get a […]
Donald Trump Jr. retweets a tweet saying Cohen had no reason to lie
Didn’t Michael Cohen just say Trump thinks his son has the worst judgment in the world? Guess he’s right. So yesterday, Junior retweeted this: x Incredible to see all the hubris drained from Cohen. I've […]
Now Trump is reportedly ragging on Sean Hannity
How do you like your schadenfreude? Cold, hot, or piping fucking hot? Well, here you go then. From The Daily Beast: Donald Trump’s close relationship—on air and off—with Sean Hannity hasn’t stopped the president from mocking the […]
Donald Trump Jr. says 200,000 noncitizens on Florida's voter rolls; real number: 85 (in 2012)
Sheesh, Jesus Christ himself didn’t work this hard to please his dad. Republicans are frantically searching for voter fraud as the races for Florida governor and U.S. Senate continue to tighten, and now Donald Trump […]
Mikhail Gorbachev Says drumpf's Decision to Dump Missile Treaty “is not the work of a great mind.”
CNBC “Mikhail Gorbachev, the former president of the Soviet Union, criticized President Donald Trump's threat to withdraw from an international nuclear disarmament treaty, saying the move “is not the work of a great mind.” Trump […]
Giuliani admits Trump administration will likely try to block release of Mueller report
It’s hard to imagine what else Donald Trump could do to make himself look guilty. Maybe streak down Pennsylvania Avenue wearing nothing but an authentic Russian Army ushanka cap and an enormous red ball gag, while trailing a […]
NRA finds new scapegoat for shooting deaths: loud video game headphones
When I heard there was a shooting at a Madden 19 tournament yesterday, I thought it was just a matter of time before gun-rights advocates started blaming video games for the scourge of violence in our […]
Poll: More Republicans think Jimmy Carter used the n-word than believe Trump has
This isn’t really a diary about the n-word. Unindicted co-conspirators (that has a nice ring, huh?) who don’t use the n-word are still unindicted co-conspirators (just rolls off the tongue, right?). This is a diary […]
