Russian state media openly mocks Trump's sad Fourth of July party

Having handpicked the biggest idiot on the planet as our leader, Russia has missed no opportunity to yuck it up at our expense. It’s kind of like plopping a flaming bag of poo on your neighbor’s stoop, ringing the doorbell, and watching him try to scrape the mess off the bottom of his shoe for…

Hey, check out the campaign ad Trump created on your dime!

Okay, you don’t really have to watch it. I did it for you, because I spent the bulk of the 2000s imagining Roger Ailes with his shirt off so I could build up an immunity to vomiting. But, yeah, this is without question a campaign ad … that your national park fees paid for. So instead…