Safe Bets About Trump's Twitter Rampage Tomorrow.

To be a fly on the wall on Air Force one tonight.  We already had the lies tonight about the Trump Coronavirus Fest in Tulsa from Trump and his campaign.  The turn out for the adoration for the great god was a bust because of those vile protesters and the the enemy of mankind the media. …

White House aides think Trump's visits to El Paso and Dayton were a 'debacle'

What!? You mean that thumbs-up photo with the orphaned baby didn’t play well with the all-important non-reptile demo? You don’t say. Apparently (though Donald Trump will tell you differently), the pr*sident’s visits to Dayton and El Paso — including the non-photo-op photo ops — didn’t go so well on Wednesday. That’s what White House aides will privately tell…

White House insiders are freaking out over leak of Trump's schedules

Hey, we all pretty much knew Donald Trump spends his days watching the teevee, tweeting gauche non sequiturs, and endlessly funneling beef and carbs into his tender baby-robin maw. But to have it confirmed via a White House leak? Yeah, how many times is this kind of thing going to happen before people realize we have…

NYT: Trump feels 'totally and completely abandoned,' even by Kushner

Maggie Haberman and Peter Baker have a new piece in The New York Times today that portrays our pr*sident as a puddle of fondue getting ready to evaporate into God’s blessed ether. It will unsettle you to your bones (if you’re not already way past that point) and clearly shows that Trump is essentially one giant urine collection away…